Stupid Celebrity Tie-In

I would just like to point out that I went to High School with Merle Haggard's kids (Kelly and Marty), and Lisa Marie Presley's current husband (Mike Lockwood) . Oh, and Korn went to Highland High School in Bakersfield, CA. Where I went to High School, too. But, like, twenty years earlier.


But I still rock. Cali, dude. Haggards.....Korn (sort of).....and a tentative link to Elvis Presley.

And you all wonder why I don't brag about my home town......