So Very Boulder...

Could you find a sign that is any more Boulder than this one? "The plants are our friends...treat them as you would any other inhabitant of the universe...I'm a whiny-ass mountain-bike-ridin' granola wuss who thinks that if we all hold hands and recite the Naropa Manifesto the planet will magically transform itself into a haven for unicorns and patchouli-scented leprechauns."