If Paris Hilton Thinks That You Are A Coked-Out Whore, How Low, Exactly, Have You Sunk?

I mean, seriously.

Dear Lindsay Lohan,

Paris Hilton, I repeat, PARIS FUCKING HILTON!!!!, thinks you are a coked-out whore. How low exactly can that place you on the celebrity-o-meter?

Lower than K-Fed? Lower than an Olsen Twin? Lower than TARA REID???????

I await a reply.