Vegas Conflict!

I was just typing an email to Ryan about Derby festivities, when I discovered that April 21st is Thunder Over Louisville, which is the kick-off for Derby and, after Derby itself, the biggest excuse for free drinks of the entire year.

So Vegas that weekend is out. Maybe the weekend before? Or maybe later in May. We shall see.

Could my body actually tolerate a weekend in Las Vegas followed by two weeks of incessant Derby Charity Galas with Open Bars?

I need funding for a Study and some volunteer subjects to do this with me. Anyone?