Her Boots Are Made For Walkin' All Over Pat Sue's Sister's Ass!

From The Vail Trail (newspaper)

"The director of the Vail Performing Arts Academy, said she’s all for cosmetic surgery and that she wished it weren’t so expensive. “I want it bad, but I can’t afford it. I think after a certain age, it’s good but you don’t want to turn into Nancy Sinatra … She looks like a frickin’ Muppet. "

Yes, this quote is from the local Vail newspaper. And the quote is from Pat Sue's sister. Alexis' dear auntie.

You probably wonder why you care. Well, you care, because MISS NANCY SINATRA herself called Pat Sue's sister to tell her that she did not find the article amusing. Not at all. You see, Nancy Sinatra has never had plastic surgery. And she told Pat Sue's sister in no uncertain terms that the she did not appreciate having her name associated with a lie in a Vail newspaper. Or being called a... what was the term?...Oh, yes...a "frickin' Muppet"

And so now we are all famous.

We know someone whose sister was verbally bitch-slapped by Nancy Sinatra.