A Very Good Question
I had an (anonymous) former party pal pose a very good question.
Why is it that when you go to a party where EVERYONE is doing cocaine, they still insist on doing it in the bathroom? Off the back of a toilet?
Everyone pretends that they are not doing cocaine, when it is obvious that they are. And then they all make up stupid excuses to go to the bathroom, when it is obvious to all other party-goers that they are going to do cocaine.
And then all of the other party-goers pretend that they don't know that the other party-goers are doing cocaine in the bathroom, then they fake an excuse to go and do cocaine in the bathroom, all the while pretending that no one else knows that they are doing cocaine in the bathroom, off the back of the toilet, then they go back out into the party and pretend that they don't know about toilet-back-cocaine-snorting.
My head hurts. Maybe some cocaine will help.
Why is it that when you go to a party where EVERYONE is doing cocaine, they still insist on doing it in the bathroom? Off the back of a toilet?
Everyone pretends that they are not doing cocaine, when it is obvious that they are. And then they all make up stupid excuses to go to the bathroom, when it is obvious to all other party-goers that they are going to do cocaine.
And then all of the other party-goers pretend that they don't know that the other party-goers are doing cocaine in the bathroom, then they fake an excuse to go and do cocaine in the bathroom, all the while pretending that no one else knows that they are doing cocaine in the bathroom, off the back of the toilet, then they go back out into the party and pretend that they don't know about toilet-back-cocaine-snorting.
My head hurts. Maybe some cocaine will help.
posted by Greg at 10:30 PM
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