Bald Britney

Everyone is freaking out over the fact that Britney Spears has shaved her head. But they seem very nonchalant over the more horrifying aspect of the event: she had tiny lips tattooed on her wrist. That is the big problem. Bald head? Yawn. Hair grows back.

But for the rest of her life Britney is going to have tiny lips tattooed on her wrist. That has got to be the stupidest tattoo ever. And as you all know, I love tattoos.

But two tiny lips on your wrist is even stupider than a rose on your ankle, a heart on your butt, or a tweety bird anywhere.

Britney has officially descended into Mariah Carey-level madness.

Where will it end?