More Proof That Lindsay Lohan Is A Vampire
Once again, Lindsay Lohan was arrested whilst racing madly through the streets of LA at 430am. Does no one get it? SHE WAS TRYING TO BEAT THE SUN!
She had to make a break for it, because she was a long way from her underground bunker and as soon as the sun came up she would be reduced to a pile of ashes.
They say her blood alcohol level was .12 or something, but did anyone think about the fact that it was probably because she had gotten some poor slob drunk in a bar and then drank his blood?
No, of course not. I am the only person that knows the truth.
Here is the real mug shot of Lindsay when she was arrested. Anything else you have seen has been photoshopped.
She had to make a break for it, because she was a long way from her underground bunker and as soon as the sun came up she would be reduced to a pile of ashes.
They say her blood alcohol level was .12 or something, but did anyone think about the fact that it was probably because she had gotten some poor slob drunk in a bar and then drank his blood?
No, of course not. I am the only person that knows the truth.
Here is the real mug shot of Lindsay when she was arrested. Anything else you have seen has been photoshopped.
posted by Greg at 12:40 PM
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