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Lindsay Tries Revenge On No Blue Drinks By Threatening Miss Bulgaria

Today No Blue Drinks received this disturbing photo from Vampire/Drunken Slut Lindsay Lohan. It appears that with us having learned her secret (shhhh! She's a vampire!) , she is now trying to intimidate us by threatening our beloved Miss Bulgaria.

Miss Lohan, you will not win! We will fight you!

Be brave Miss Bulgaria! Be Brave!

We will free you. The forces of night will not prevail.

This Is How Lindsay Looked Just A few Minutes Before Her Friends Cleaned Her Up A Bit And The Other Picture Was Taken

Lindsay Lohan, Just Before Dawn

All she needs to do is cross her arms and hands over her chest in the classic "Vampire Resting Pose" before they close the cover.